501st on CNN 360°

CNN's 360° feature has a picture of us from the Rose Bowl parade up, and is asking for captions. Here's some of the better ones:

• The next wave of fighters getting ready to deploy to Iraq…the stormtroopers.
• The stormtroopers going to rescue the Olympic torch.
• In defiance of friend Steven Spielberg, director George Lucas provided the Chinese government with additional security for the Olympic torch relay.
• President Dick Cheney’s inaugural parade stepped off right on time today……………………..
• The IOC decides to use storm troopers to protect the Olympic torch from being distinguished
• After the explosion of the Death Star, the shortages of jobs led troopers to take an unorthodox approach to employment.
• We’ll see who will stop the torch now …
• Just keep smiling, with these flags, they’ll never guess we aren’t from their planet…
• This is what happens when the Wookie costumes get held up at the drycleaners…
• Stormtroopers do it in formation.
• Two stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
• Where’s Waldo
• Reagan’s Star Wars has finally been put into action!
• “MMM, escort torch to Bejing, do you?”
• Comment from Yoda, Dagoba, as the Olympic Torch escorts, adorned with 100% made in China armor, transport the Olympic torch through downtown San Fran.

I bolded my favorites. You can see the rest of the responses here.